Hi, I’m Jaclyn! A copywriter at Droga5 who is mildly obsessed with The Real Housewives — a show all about the haves and the have nots.

I have…

• Earned bachelor’s and master’s degrees during a global pandemic.

• Successfully lived in Texas without buying cowboy boots.

• Had a pro tennis player throw a racket at me. On purpose.

I have not…

• Learned enough Spanish to satisfy my Cuban grandparents.

• Recovered from my Diet Coke addiction.

• Received an email from you. But I’m looking forward to it.